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211 Words That go Without Saying :: Welding Vows from The World's Longest Open Love Letter

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:15:00 +0000

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A poem for wedding - er, 'welding' - vows.

NOT WORK-SAFE!!!

What Next?

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:14:00 +0000

Help me out, here.

It took hundreds of hours to record "Lady Chatterley's Lover" and I'm loathe to begin another such enormous project without something good coming of it.

Have any of you at least donated to Project Gutenberg on my behalf?

Sent me a 'tip' via PayPal @ jannie.jan@gmail.com?

Been good to your mother?

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Public Domain Tibetan Meditation Bell

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:03:00 +0000

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A gift for you.

Florida Poems :: Conversations with the Stars

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:05:00 +0000

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Lenny DellaRocca, Jonathan Rose, Bruce Weber.

I'm behind the board.

SM-58 --> Tascam 4-channel audiocassette recorder

Casio Keyboard --> Tascam

Still looking for a copy of the hand made book we made of the poems of Morris Vieshevsky, of which this is one.

Claiming An Old Podcast Alley Feed...

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:00:00 +0000

My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-3ca8f39b0fda0ce7fec561141ef2904e}

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Lady Chatterley's Lover - Chapter 19

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:03:00 +0000

In this, the final chapter of "Lady Chatterley's Lover", Sir Clifford takes the news of Connie's leaving him with a bit of male hysteria.

Despite her wish to the contrary, Lady Chatterley travels to Wragby to meet in person with her estranged husband.

Listen to Chapter 19 of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" HERE.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover - Chapter 18

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 15:48:00 +0000

During their return to London from Venice, Connie tells her father, Sir Malcom, she'll not return to Wragby since she's with child, the child of a man not her husband. Sir Malcolm imagines her lover a lucky man.

Connie and Mellors reunite in London.

Download Chapter 18 of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" HERE.

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Levelator Note :: We Love Great Customer Service

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:57:00 +0000

Had a nice note from Bruce Sharpe regarding an earlier post on Levelator and its java-based audio levels adjustments machine.

Hi,

Sorry to hear you didn't get the results you wanted from The Levelator. We're working on a new version which (among other things) greatly improves the "breathing" issue that you mention.

Would you be able to provide me with the audio file you used, pre-Levelator and pre-MP3 encoding? I can test it and see if the new version is indeed better. Samples like this have been a great help in improving the algorithm.

Thanks!

Sent Bruce an excerpt of the original wav file and expect to hear from him soon.

Now that's customer service. Bruce must have seen the link back to Levelator and made the time to make contact. Sweet. Thanks, Bruce. Can't wait to test the new version of Levelator.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence - Chapter 17

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:09:00 +0000

Scandal.

Mellors' estranged wife Bertha returns to find herself unwelcome in Mellors' cottage, where there's evidence of another woman. In a fury, Bertha publicly announces who she think's been sleeping in her bed.

Gossipy letters to and from Wragby and Venice abound.

Listen to the mp3 HERE.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence - Chapter 16

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:05:00 +0000

Mrs. Bolton knows, but covers for the stormy absence of the Lady of the Chatterley house.

With the skeptical help of her sister Hilda, Connie clandestinely meets Mellors on her last night near Wragby before leaving for a Venice holiday.

"It's the nicest woman's arse as is," is what Connie remembers as Clifford opines on the nature of spirit vs. guts. "It's the nicest woman's arse as is."

Download / listen to the mp3 file HERE.

Great to be back. Lots of travel & freelance work lately, and a neighbor moves in, moves out, and another neighbor move in and continues construction across the hall. The new neighbor loves loud music. Hmmm.

Experimented with Levelator - free a Windows / Mac 10.4 compression agent. You'll hear the 'breathing' as the program adjusts levels during longer silences. Further experimented recording for the first time on the Dell PC using the similarly free and wonderful cross-platform Audacity, which is why the Levelator test became an option since overall levels changed throughout the recording as the proper audio settings were located. From beginning to end, a net reduction of 10 db in input level. That's a lot. The 'breathing' is less noticable toward the end.

Have begun to transfer all the audio files for this work to Blip.tv. Check it out. Free hosting and automated cross-posting for all your multi-media needs.

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POST NOTE: Got rid of the Levelated file. The breathing and increased level overall did not match previous chapters. Alas.

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Banned Books Week::September 23-30, 2006

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:46:00 +0000

Sorry to interrupt your regularly-scheduled podcast with this, but it seems too on point not to mention Banned Books Week, given the nature of this particular ditigal space.

The American Library Association fights the good fight against censorship. Sometimes, without a fight, books like "Lady Chatterly's Lover" might never have been published in the United States.

From their web site:

More than a book a day faces expulsion from free and open public access in U.S. schools and libraries every year. There have been more than 8,700 attempts since the American Library Association (ALA) began electronically compiling and publishing information on book challenges in 1990.

Extraordinary. Who knew?

Is this not a frightening statistic? Horrifying that there is one person in this day and age who believes censorship is a valid response to things one does not like.

For shame. For shame.

Celebrate banned books? Hardly.

Shout it from the rooftops: liberty or death.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence - Chapter 15

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:12:00 +0000

With the news that Connie is pregnant, Mellors ruminates on how men might once again be men: red trousers.

"Tha's got a proper woman's arse," he says, "I like it."

Out looking for Connie, Mrs. Bolton finds the lovers together, walking in the riding.

Listen to Chapter 15 of Lady Chatterley's Lover HERE.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence - Chapter 14

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:03:00 +0000

Connie and Mellors.

Connie and Mellors.

Connie and Mellors.

Listen.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence - Chapter 13

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 16:41:00 +0000

Listen to Chapter 13

Connie and Mellors push Clifford around in the broken motorized chair and fighting ensues between the Chatterleys.

A big Shoutout to NPR/Boing-Boing Tech Chick Xeni Jardin

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:51:00 +0000

Taking a brief moment to welcome new listeners brought to us by virtue of Xeni Jardin's excellent piece for NPR on amateur audiobook producers.

Thanks, Xeni!

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Chapter 12 of Lady Chatterley's Lover

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:54:00 +0000

Lawrence draws a disturbingly honest post-coital angst/bliss portrait.

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Chapter 11 of Lady Chatterley's Lover

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:35:00 +0000

Uthwaite rumour has it that Constance Chatterley will provide Clifford - and Wagby - with an heir. Even the suspicious gossip Mrs. Bolton believes it's possible that the parapelgic Clifford will be the future child's father as Connie plans an extended trip to Venice in order to deflect suspicion of fatherhood well away from Mellors.

This link takes you to Chapter 11.

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It's wonderful to be back, reading D.H. Lawrence's "Lady Chatterley's Lover" once again. Thank you one and all for your cards and letters of support and encouragement.

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Chapter 10 (Part II) of Lady Chatterley's Lover

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:35:00 +0000

Connie is preoccupied with her affair, but does not go to the hut so long as she imagines Mellors waiting for her. Coy, she walks the opposite direction, only to run into Mellors anyway.

HERE is Part II of Chapter 10 of D.H. Lawrence's banned-in-America book "Lady Chatterley's Lover".

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Chapter 10 (Part I) - Lady Chatterley's Lover

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:36:00 +0000

Connie is repulsed by Clifford's worship of her, is given a key to the hut, and weeps with ecstasy at the ferocity of the female urge.

Mellors' heart flames and melts as Connie's breaks.

"Kiss me," she says, before "plunging into the dark grey tangible night."

Because Chapter 10 is quite long, it's broken into two hour-long posts. HERE is Part I of Chapter 10.

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Chapter Index

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sun, 14 Aug 2005 16:16:00 +0000

The following are direct links to media files, by chapter:

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10 / Part I
Chapter 10 / Part II
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19

Thanks to an anonymous reader for posting a comment requesting a chapter index.

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Reviews & Numbers

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:51:00 +0000

Reviews begin to come in. Nothing tickles us more pinker than a review or comment.

"Totally brilliant! This way I get to feed my mind while on rowing machine at gym. Cant wait for next cast. Many thanx!"

"What a great voice for Lady Chatterly's Lover, and a really wonderful way to discover this work."

"I just heard the first chapter of Lady Chatterly's Lover and I loved it. I tried to read the book once and thought it was boring, so this surprised me. Thank you!" - Fedde Spoel, Rotterdam, Netherlands

"My wife Alcia and I listened to your beautiful and expressive rendering of this classic tonight as part of a delightful Saturday evening meal.

We had just had a very special day (we are moving to a lovely new home) and I wanted to put on something appropriate (i.e., also special).

I had just found this site in the last day or two and had been meaning to spend some time listening and wondered how Alicia and I might find time to listen together.

A quiet dinner, listening to your wonderful voice, was just the perfect cap for the day. Like our own personal dinner theatre, with you, Jan. Thanks so much."

You may add a review HERE. We'd be tickled fuchsia if you did.

While at it, couldn't help but take note of our Feedburner ranking: we're No. 101 of thousands of podcasts.

Damn.

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Chapter 1 - Lady Chatterley's Lover

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:11:00 +0000

An esteemed subscriber left a comment saying that Chapter 1 wasn't accessible. Oh dear.

After a bit of research it seems our listings at Podcast Alley, Podnova and Podcast Pickle don't include it.

Kindly excuse the repost, but it seems important for folks to be able to get all the chapters from whatever source they wish to use to listen to this fine book.

A neighbor is making repairs to his house today so I shan't be able to record Chapter 10 until tomorrow.

In further news, you'll note that UAA Audio Books has choosen to support the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive to which we plan to donate a license to this work when it is complete.

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Librivox - OpenSource / Collaborative Audio Books

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 22:59:00 +0000

Hugh calls his LibriVox project, "Public Domain for your ears," and so it is.

Furthermore, he gives this humble podcast a fine compliment (UAA as "inspiration"), so what can I do but join the literary fray?

I'll be reading a chapter from Joseph Conrad's "Secret Agent" for Librivox any day now.

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Lady Chatterley's Lover - Chapter 9

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 12:17:00 +0000

Mrs. Bolton's gossip causes Clifford to get his pecker up and return to the pits. D.H. Lawrence reflects on "the novel, properly handled."

Click HERE to listen to Chapter 9 of D. H. Lawrence's "Lady Chatterley's Lover".

It's wonderful to be back in front of the microphone after what feels like a long hiatus. There's a remarkable soliloquy on gossip from Mrs. Bolton in this chapter that I trust you will enjoy; such fun to read aloud! Furthermore, one of my favorite lines thus far is in this chapter. See if you can figure out what it is.

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UAA Thanks and Welcomes You

noreply@blogger.com (The Faux Press) — Sun, 17 Jul 2005 13:42:00 +0000

Working on a short-term project right now but will return next week with Chapter 9 of D.H. Lawrence's "Lady Chatterly's Lover".

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